Once upon a time, there was a very ugly monster with the body of a scarecrow who always wore clogs and smelled of pork liver and manure. His name was Cloggers. Cloggers’ best friend, who always traveled with him, was named Fatso. He also smelled very badly.
Herbert was not a pleasant man nor a sympathetic man. He wasn’t funny either. His only amusing trait was his grotesque appearance, and only because this appearance, though hideous, was so monstrous that it was ludicrous, with hips almost twice as broad as his shoulders…
